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nedahoyin:

ROFL..

10 hours ago with 43624 notes — via greenurr, © weloveshortvideos.com



Anonymous said:

I'm so so sorry I put you on the spot like that. It wasn't fair at all.

No, don’t be sorry at all. I was thinking more for your sake than for mine.

11 hours ago with 0 notes



Anonymous said:

My surrogate mom died today, and I'm very sad. Any ideas on how to handle it?

Oh my god, I am so very sorry. I honestly wish I did know how, but I’m not too sure I should try to speak out about something I’ve never experience. I haven’t experienced loss in any way, and I’m not too sure I’d know what I was talking about. I wish you the very best, and I hope everything gets better for you.

11 hours ago with 0 notes



funkdracula:

femdenmark:

important otp thing to consider: who rocks the ferris wheel seat 

even more important: which one is terrified and crying and clinging to the other to try and get them to stop

11 hours ago with 61026 notes — via dork-police, © femdenmark



sammybitchfacewinchester:

fricken-nuggets:

fricken-nuggets:

Whats red and bad for your teeth?

a brick

well you’re not wrong

11 hours ago with 284595 notes — via hereghosty, © asstroids



soulforsam:

rude

soulforsam:

rude

12 hours ago with 1932 notes — via s-h-e-r-l-o-c-k-e-d3, © fawnsam



addelburgh:

farewell

addelburgh:

farewell

12 hours ago with 152343 notes — via dustypineapple, © addelburgh



wyatted:

foreveritsyou:

#GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURL

#My name is Sayid Jarrah and I am a torturer. #I also am I part-time sassy host of a family relationship tv reality series. 

12 hours ago with 21180 notes — via apollofasting, © britneyslost



hoursago:

the 90’s were hard for everyone

23 hours ago with 17224 notes — via 2460onetruepairing, © hoursago



nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

image

1 day ago with 123215 notes — via purefunneh, © nuclearnyx



hastobealock:

snugbun21:

sensitivehandsomeactionman:

disarming

Jesus people, flag your porn

I literally stared at this gif for five minutes, ugh.

hastobealock:

snugbun21:

sensitivehandsomeactionman:

disarming

Jesus people, flag your porn

I literally stared at this gif for five minutes, ugh.

1 day ago with 122704 notes — via ourheartsofsteel, © sensitivehandsomeactionman



insert-ideal-url-here:

digieggofbooty:

cowgirltits:

daunt:

bro-bots:

fabledquill:

this is
the cutest thing ever

it would be cuter if i could pronounce it
where are the vowels

what do the welsh do with vowels? D:

They gave them to Hawaii.

Alright you wanna know what?
Welsh language is RIDICULOUS
We don’t even have the fucking letter X. Half our words are just the english word misspelled.
Taxi? No no you mean tacsi.
Ambulance? Wrong it’s ambiwlans.
The other half of our words are just ridiculous.
Computer is fucking cyfriddiadur. Try and fucking say that i dare you and i promise you’ll say it wrong because Welsh is fucking ridiculous.
You know the letter d? Yeah we have that. But we also have the letter dd.
D AND DD ARE TWO SEPARATE LETTERS WHAT THE FUCK
AND FUCKING NUMBERS OH MY GOD
1 is un
2 is dau
3 is fucking tri what are we irish?
4 is pedwar
5 is pump. Pronounced pimp ffs
6 is fucking chwech what the fuck
7 is saith
8 is wyth what the fuck
9 is naw
10 is deg
WANN KNOW WHAT 11 IS?
FUCKING UN DEG UN
IT FUCKING TRANSLATES TO ONE TEN ONE
20 IS DAU DEG WHICH IS TWO TEN
21 IS DAU DEG UN WHICH IS TWO TEN ONE
And fucking colours man
fucking colours
Pink is just pinc
WHITE IS FUCKING BLANC
DONT FUCKING TRUST THE WELSH WE’LL CONFUSE YOU WITH OUR LANGUAGE AND FUCK YOUR SHEEP WHILE YOURE DISTRACTED

AND FUCK YOUR SHEEP WHILE YOU’RE DISTRACTED.

insert-ideal-url-here:

digieggofbooty:

cowgirltits:

daunt:

bro-bots:

fabledquill:

this is

the cutest thing ever

it would be cuter if i could pronounce it

where are the vowels

what do the welsh do with vowels? D:

They gave them to Hawaii.

Alright you wanna know what?

Welsh language is RIDICULOUS

We don’t even have the fucking letter X. Half our words are just the english word misspelled.

Taxi? No no you mean tacsi.

Ambulance? Wrong it’s ambiwlans.

The other half of our words are just ridiculous.

Computer is fucking cyfriddiadur. Try and fucking say that i dare you and i promise you’ll say it wrong because Welsh is fucking ridiculous.

You know the letter d? Yeah we have that. But we also have the letter dd.

D AND DD ARE TWO SEPARATE LETTERS WHAT THE FUCK

AND FUCKING NUMBERS OH MY GOD

1 is un

2 is dau

3 is fucking tri what are we irish?

4 is pedwar

5 is pump. Pronounced pimp ffs

6 is fucking chwech what the fuck

7 is saith

8 is wyth what the fuck

9 is naw

10 is deg

WANN KNOW WHAT 11 IS?

FUCKING UN DEG UN

IT FUCKING TRANSLATES TO ONE TEN ONE

20 IS DAU DEG WHICH IS TWO TEN

21 IS DAU DEG UN WHICH IS TWO TEN ONE

And fucking colours man

fucking colours

Pink is just pinc

WHITE IS FUCKING BLANC

DONT FUCKING TRUST THE WELSH WE’LL CONFUSE YOU WITH OUR LANGUAGE AND FUCK YOUR SHEEP WHILE YOURE DISTRACTED

AND FUCK YOUR SHEEP WHILE YOU’RE DISTRACTED.

1 day ago with 154139 notes — via werengel



sassytaco said: OITNB???

yesss i just started uwu

1 day ago with 0 notes



oimatchstickman:

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

image

1 day ago with 183416 notes — via noiselessidiot, © aidn



i was literally so surprised to hear red have an accent wow

1 day ago with 1 notes